Christmas on the Fence

It's December 1st, thought Simmy. Hmm, how will I start off the month?
Two emails went out, before 8 a.m., offering Peace. Good start, good start!
But, what else? Simmy tuned in to the Brad Paisley Christmas CD which, Oh! Oh!, I think might belong to Youthful. I'd better see if she is missing it!
Song #11 was a hoot! Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday!

As Simmy fetched the stocking that she was going to put out for the neighbor children (more like youth, now), she looked at the picture of Jesus and Joseph and Mary and the lamb on the front and, the irony of this, combined with the song Kung Pao Christmas playing in the background, gave her a definite kosher giggle.
Can I say that, she thought.
Oh yah!
Kosher means 'fit or proper or pure.'
So, the giggle was a good fit for having a fit.
Kung Pao Kosher Christmas?
If there is a 'Kung Pao Kosher Comedy' (a Jewish Comedy on Christmas in a Chinese Restaurant) in San Francisco, and a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday at the Grand Ole Opry theatre... which used to be a one hour radio 'Barn Dance',...
then,... it should be just fine to give a stocking with the manger scene to the neighbors.
That is a kosher or 'pure' action.
Besides, son of Salmon had himself been wondering just a couple of weeks ago if Simmy knew about the Christmas story.
Oy!
Sometimes being too politically correct confuses the children... don't want to do that now, do we?
So, Simmy wanted to do the kosher, or 'proper' thing and make sure she didn't confuse son of Salmon so...
Simmy put that stocking, that her friend Deborah had encouraged her to purchase, right there... on the wooden fence,...
which really means I'm not, right? 
Simmy instructed Dove Girl to put the stocking back when she had emptied it... for another little gift the next day and the next, and...
'Let's have some fun! It's December Christmas!'