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The cat raced out the door when Sam came home from work. He had one goal in mind... Grass!
Long winters test the digestive systems of house cats in Canada.
"So, how are you today?" Sam asked.
"Halfers," Simmy replied.
"What's new with you?"
"Oh," Sam's face lit up with a juicy story. "You know 'Bright fame' from my work? He recently broke his ribs."
Furrowed brows indicated non- recognition so Sam said, "The brothers with the red noses..."
"The French guys?"
"Yes! Well, 'Bright Fame' broke his ribs but he already had a vacation, in Cuba, booked so the company allowed him to go while he was on his disability benefits but... he decided to extend his vacation."
"Oh, oh," Simmy said.
"Somebody took a picture of him in Cuba, on a beach, playing football and posted it on Facebook. It wasn't even his facebook page. Somebody else saw it, and the company fired him."
"Well, remember what that guy said that day we were having breakfast with 'Bob' at Wood River?"
"No," Sam tried to imagine what Simmy was remembering.
"He said, 'I can save you from anything except Facebook!' That is proving to be true!"

 The cat came around the corner and Simmy took a picture, "Smile, you might get on Facebook."