Coffey, Cuddy, and Interpretation

I made some homemade split pea soup last night but first... I went to the local Jewish store to buy some ham. I know, it sounds like the beginning of a bad joke... I was trying to decide on ham or sausage as a meat for my split pea soup.
One of the owners came to stand beside me... he's about 85 years old. I started asking about the pork sausage and he listened and looked at the package to see which one was 'skinless.'
Suddenly, he kind of expelled, "I don't know! I don't eat pork!"
"Oh," Simmy turned to the little Jewish man and said, "Jewish! Right! Sorry!"
I woke up thinking about 'Blue Rodeo' because I happened to catch a commercial about 'hockey' and the band... while watching the telly last night.
Now, Aaron Brophy of CHARTattack, wrote an article entitled, 'Paul Coffey Grabbed Jim Cuddy of Blue Rodeo's Bum.'
So, I looked at the photo and what do I see?
I see two guys wearing big hockey gloves. Coffey is holding a hockey stick. The angle of the camera might be suggesting something else but that 'suggestion' is not happening.
You know what else I see? I see that Cuddy, who likely has tons of money, wears his jeans for quite a long time and the same ones too, it seems. You can't wear in a wallet spot, that defined, in jeans you only wear once or twice. Coffey has jeans that look quite faded too.
So, I would say, Cuddy is likely not a ostentatious fellow.
What were you thinking, Aaron?
So, to you I say, and I'll quote Cuddy, "Same old useless worn out thinking, Oh, it could happen to you!"