Attitude Backwards

Chapter 48 (cont'd)
The fresh breeze of a beautiful Autumn day blew in to distribute some of the heavy rains mold of the Summer. Simmy woke with a pounding headache and headed straight for the allergy medication. After her morning ablutions, she made a beeline for the coffee maker.
She reached for the coffee beans and almost dropped the jar when she noticed the cat sitting on top of the kitchen cabinets.
"What are you doing up there? You can't be on top of the cabinets. Get down."
The cat looked at her and didn't move a muscle.
"Ooh! Your behaviour is starting to get out of control. I'm taking you down from there as soon as my coffee is brewing."
Simmy stayed true to her words and got a chair to climb up on the kitchen counter and reached over the refrigerator to pluck the family cat off the cabinetry.
After this nonsense, she got down to work, setting up a scene for this mornings' blog. Well, Joyce Meyer was still dealing with 'Attitude' so that was still the topic.
She put her 'Attitude' sign in front of mirrors, thinking... we mirror the attitudes around us... our attitudes are mirrored in those around us... sometimes our attitudes are backwards... a backwards attitude can help you look forwards...
Too many quips.
She heard the alarm bleep on the SUV signaling that Sam was home from work. She went outside to greet him. He was chuckling.
"What's so funny?"
"I was just listening to Adler and he had an advertisement for his show. A guy called in and said, "My Dad was a Green Beret and my Mom was a Jesus freak. I believe in peace and Jesus is the answer. If you don't agree, I want to punch you, until you do."
Sam and Simmy broke out laughing.
"Ironic, I'm talking about 'Attitude' on my blog today. Now, that's a funny one!"