Lemon Pie Special

Simmy couldn't resist the lemon pie. She cut a piece and decided... hey, are my customers worth more than my own taste buds?
No!
The knife slipped through the pie like butter... it was still slightly warm but it didn't fall apart when she cut it... perfect!
Can you sell a pie with a piece missing?
Sure you can... we'll call it a 'Lemon Pie Special.'
It's fit for a King or Queen... they always have to have people taste their food to make sure they're not being poisoned. Right?
It's perfect! I could type this story with ease... now, where's the royalty that wants to buy 3/4 of a pie?